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March Madness

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My bracket has 76 trombones led by John Philip Sousa facing off against thousands of emperor penguins led by Morgan Freeman.
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sandge
11 days ago
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Atlanta, GA, USA
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My bracket has 76 trombones led by John Philip Sousa facing off against thousands of emperor penguins led by Morgan Freeman.

Presents for Biologists

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A lot of these are actually non-venomous, but I can see which species you mistook them for. If you pause the crane for a sec I can give you some ID pointers for next time!
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sandge
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A lot of these are actually non-venomous, but I can see which species you mistook them for. If you pause the crane for a sec I can give you some ID pointers for next time!

Only Serifs

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If you ever want to get beaten up by a bunch of graphic designers, try removing the serifs from Times New Roman and adding them to Comic Sans.
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sandge
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jlvanderzwan
46 days ago
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Someone could unironically make a "Ghosts in the Sans" project https://www.theghostinthemp3.com/theghostinthemp3.html
zippy72
44 days ago
Not seen that site before, fascinating!
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If you ever want to get beaten up by a bunch of graphic designers, try removing the serifs from Times New Roman and adding them to Comic Sans.

Planet Killer Comet Margarita

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I'll take mine on the rocks, no ice.
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sandge
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fxer
62 days ago
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What if you like pina coladas
Bend, Oregon
lanephilip
61 days ago
Then write to me and escape.
jepler
62 days ago
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hum, the number of limes seems way high at first glance but it's not that far off a 4:1:1:1.5 mix (using 14.5 million gallons as the capacity of a tanker and 1 floz as the volume of juice in a lime)
Earth, Sol system, Western spiral arm
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62 days ago
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I'll take mine on the rocks, no ice.
silberbaer
62 days ago
Gonna need a lot of salt....

Game Night Ordering

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One good trick, if you get called on a fake service, is to build a working version of it and mention it again the next week.
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sandge
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One good trick, if you get called on a fake service, is to build a working version of it and mention it again the next week.

A Holiday crossover with my other series, cryptid club! Merry...

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A Holiday crossover with my other series, cryptid club! Merry Christmas!

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