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Excusing Yourself

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The most awkward part is when you have to pause to put on your shoes before you continue rolling out the door.
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sandge
54 days ago
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Atlanta, GA, USA
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silberbaer
53 days ago
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Just goes to show... while yes, I could be more polite, I also could be less polite... and that looks like more fun.
New Baltimore, MI
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The most awkward part is when you have to pause to put on your shoes before you continue rolling out the door.

Archive Request

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They just want researchers in the enclosure to feel enriched and stimulated. ('The Enclosure' is what archivists call the shadowy world outside their archives in which so many people are trapped.)
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sandge
64 days ago
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WebWrangler
64 days ago
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This is exactly what it’s like to get data from the federal government.
South Puget Sound
alt_text_bot
65 days ago
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They just want researchers in the enclosure to feel enriched and stimulated. ('The Enclosure' is what archivists call the shadowy world outside their archives in which so many people are trapped.)

Features of Adulthood

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I don't dig pit traps and cover them with sticks and a thin layer of leaves nearly as much as I expected; I find a chance to do it barely once a month.
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sandge
106 days ago
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jlvanderzwan
105 days ago
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> Taxes

[Feels sorry for the Americans in Swedish]
alt_text_bot
107 days ago
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I don't dig pit traps and cover them with sticks and a thin layer of leaves nearly as much as I expected; I find a chance to do it barely once a month.
bodly
107 days ago
It turns out that Pitfall! was not as relevant to the real world as expected.

Meteor Shower PSA

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If you hold the meteor too long, it may imprint on you and form a contact binary, making reintroduction to space difficult.
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sandge
256 days ago
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Atlanta, GA, USA
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President Venn Diagram

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Hard to imagine political rhetoric more microtargeted at me than 'I love Venn diagrams. I really do, I love Venn diagrams. It's just something about those three circles.'
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sandge
274 days ago
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Atlanta, GA, USA
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ChristianDiscer
275 days ago
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Mickey Mouse for president? This classic diagram looks more like Mickey, oh I'm sorry, Minnie Mouse!
SimonHova
275 days ago
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I love that this is a fact about our future president.
Greenlawn, NY
matthiasgoergens
275 days ago
It's possible, but seems unlikely. At least in the 2024 election.
steelhorse
275 days ago
You really think Randall is going to be our future president? Are yard signs available yet? I'll take twenty.
gordol
275 days ago
Let's make it happen!

Situation

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We're right under the flight path for the scheduled orbital launch, but don't worry--it's too cold out for the rockets to operate safely, so I'm sure they'll postpone.
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