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Meteor Shower PSA

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If you hold the meteor too long, it may imprint on you and form a contact binary, making reintroduction to space difficult.
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sandge
88 days ago
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Atlanta, GA, USA
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President Venn Diagram

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Hard to imagine political rhetoric more microtargeted at me than 'I love Venn diagrams. I really do, I love Venn diagrams. It's just something about those three circles.'
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sandge
106 days ago
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Atlanta, GA, USA
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ChristianDiscer
106 days ago
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Mickey Mouse for president? This classic diagram looks more like Mickey, oh I'm sorry, Minnie Mouse!
SimonHova
106 days ago
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I love that this is a fact about our future president.
Greenlawn, NY
matthiasgoergens
106 days ago
It's possible, but seems unlikely. At least in the 2024 election.
steelhorse
106 days ago
You really think Randall is going to be our future president? Are yard signs available yet? I'll take twenty.
gordol
106 days ago
Let's make it happen!

Situation

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We're right under the flight path for the scheduled orbital launch, but don't worry--it's too cold out for the rockets to operate safely, so I'm sure they'll postpone.
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135 days ago
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Atlanta, GA, USA
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Sitting in a Tree

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First comes blood / Then we perish / Then comes Death in his Eternity Carriage.
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206 days ago
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Atlanta, GA, USA
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Covarr
205 days ago
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P-O-O-P-I-N-G
East Helena, MT

https://sarahcandersen.com/post/747386237499916288

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Atlanta, GA, USA
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Typical Seating Chart

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Now that airlines have started adding wheel locks to their drink carts, less than half of flights have one accidentally fall out through the hole.
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sandge
340 days ago
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Atlanta, GA, USA
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fxer
340 days ago
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Trash hole is also the economy section lavatory
Bend, Oregon
dukeofwulf
329 days ago
And expedited exit option for belligerant passengers.
dukeofwulf
340 days ago
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Extra miles? They could charge extra for the tail-gunner seats. I'd pay.
iustinp
340 days ago
+1 to that!
cjheinz
340 days ago
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LOL!
Lexington, KY; Naples, FL
JayM
340 days ago
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Hahaha
Atlanta, GA
alt_text_bot
340 days ago
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Now that airlines have started adding wheel locks to their drink carts, less than half of flights have one accidentally fall out through the hole.
Pylgrimm
340 days ago
I see this airline is wasting sitting room on the engines. Just sell it as "heated seats" and charge extra.
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